the 12 days of fencemas

the 12 days of fencemas
On the first day of fencemas my coaches gave to me a solid gold electric foil.

On the second day of fencemas my coaches gave to me two throbbing feet and a solid gold electric foil.

On the third day of fencemas my coaches gabe to me three failed flicks, two throbbing feet and a solid gold electric foil.

On the fourth day of fencemas my coaches gave to me four pistol grips, three failed flicks, two throbbing feet and a solid gold electric foil.

On the fifth day of christmas my coaches gave to me FIVE FLYING TIPS, four pistol grips, three failed flicks, two throbbing feet and a solid gold electric foil.

On the sixth day of christmas my coaches gave to me six body cords a frying, FIVE FLYING TIPS, four pistol grips, three failed flicks, two throbbing feet and a solid gold electric foil.

On the seventh day of fencemas my coaches gave to me seven buzzers buzzing, six body cords a frying, FIVE FLYING TIPS, four pistol grips, three failed flicks, two throbbing feet and a solid gold electric foil.

On the eighth day of fencemas my coaches gave to me eight socks a smellin', seven buzzers buzzing, six body cords a fryin', FIVE FLYING TIPS, four pistol grips, three failed flicks, two throbbing feet and a solid gold electric foil.

On the Ninth day of fencemas my coaches gave to me nine armours arming, eight socks a smellin', seven buzzers buzzing, six body cords a fryin', FIVE FLYING TIPS, four pistol grips, three failed flicks, two throbbing feet and a solid gold electric foil.

On the tenth day of fencemas my coaches gave to me ten shiny bells, nine aurmors arming, eight socks a smellin', seven buzzers buzzing, six body cords a frying, FIVE FLYING TIPS, four pistol grips, three failed flicks, two throbbing feet and a solid gold electric foil.

On the eleventh day of christmas my coaches gave to me eleven bouts a winning, ten shiny bells, nine aurmorers arming, eight smelly socks, seven buzzers buzzing, six body cords a frying, FIVE FLYING TIPS, four pistol grips, three failed flicks, two throbbing feet and a solid gold electric foil.

On the twelfth day of fencemas my coaches gave to me twelve fencers fencing, eleven bouts a winning, ten shiny bells, nine aurmors arming, eight smelly socks, seven buzzers buzzing, six body cords a frying, FIVE FLYING TIPS, four pistol grips, three failed flicks, two throbbing feet and a solid gold electric foil.

created by sara d and ashley (with help from mr.r)

so yeah this was created by the above listed teamates and coaches enjoy the laughs as much as I did =)

relating to the "Fencer" from Star Treck

What can I say I havn't had anything to add for a while and this is what I came up with

I'm Gone

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I'm putting my blog on hold for awhile, even though we don't leave till Saturday. I will pick it up again about a week from when we leave.

With One Hand Tied Behind His Back

I watched another of my little brother Sean's lacrosse games today they were doing so well (final score 12 to 4) they put my brother on attack. at one point this kid about half Seans height who must have been a middy charges Sean while he was trying to pick up the ball so Sean sticks out one arm and just pushes the kid back with the one arm and the whole time the kid is still trying to run at my brother and it was like my brother was saying "hold on I'll be with you in a sec." =J

absolutely fantastic it was so funny, my sides hurt from laughing and i wasn't the only one, our whole side of the field was in stitches. priceless absolutely priceless that is one of those fond memory's that I'm going to hang onto for a long time.

Fake Foil

i found this online and could not stop laughing the whole time i read it. maybe the EGE will use these directions to replase his fake katana.

"Here are a few steps towards building a fake fencing sword.

Step 1 Go to the automobile junk yard and find a loose car antenna. These make excellent blades for your fake fencing sword because of their ideal length and flexibility.

Step 2 Buy a school eraser and some super glue. Even though the fencing sword is going to be a fake, you'll need to have a safety tip on the end of the blade so that someone doesn't accidentally become injured.

Step 3 Find a large candle holder to serve as the sword's grip. These items are ideal because they provide a natural repository for the blade and are easy to hold.

Step 4 Seat the blade in the candle holder and secure it with super glue. Make sure the blade is firmly attached and will not wiggle free when it is picked up.

Step 5 Move the sword gently from its place once the glue has had sufficient time to dry. Even though your fake fencing sword may be fun to look at, it is not the same thing as a crafted piece."

haha they forgot about the bell gaurd =^)

Fortune Cookie

add "in bed" to the end of any fortune cookie and supposedly it will be hilarious this is most often true and makes me feel sorry for Buddha. here is what my fortune cookie said.

"What are you waiting for? Start moving now........IN BED"

=^)